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These are some lies we made up about Cabot.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer was perceived beneath a menacing tree in Marshfield Municipal Forest staring.
A semi translucent gentleman dressed as the captain of a oil tanker was seen cleaning a blood-covered shirt in Mollys Falls at the stroke of midnight. When the spirit was spotted it disappeared into the air.
An alien from Jupiter has regularly been witnessed studying the surroundings from the pinnacle of Blake Hill very late at night.
An extremely large toad is often made out in New Discovery Recreation Area late at night covering a corpse by a big rock.
A space alien from another planet is known to have been made out on several instances staring at a guy slumbering in an armchair in a residence in Cabot.
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Ghost Sightings From Cabot
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Ghost Sightings From Cabot
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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