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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft can be spotted frequently walking through a building outside Burlington.
The phantom of an old guy with a huge white beard is occasionally witnessed facing the eye witness in Battery Park very late at night. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you would not want to come across after midnight.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has been observed on several occasions yelling at the bystander to be off by Lone Rock.
A mermaid can occasionally be distinguished going bananas by the water at Appletree Bay.
An armor from the middle ages with no human inside has repeatedly been noticed up on Catlins Hill flinging bricks.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is repeatedly distinguished pacing through a Burlington vicinity cemetery.
A semi translucent guy clothed as the captain of a boat may repeatedly be made out glugging down blood from a glass in Appletree Shoal
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at night.
A massive puppy may be seen frequently glugging down water from Winooski Falls before sunrise.
A giant woodchuck has every now and then been seen gobbling a slice of pizza beside a wild road near Burlington in the early morning hours.
An extremely large dormouse is once in a while seen taking in the view at Gorge Dam
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on a dark night.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions by the shore at Winooski River Reservoir talking into the thin air. Whatever people say, it's a menacing ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
A colossal elephant may every now and then be perceived heaving stones into the stream at Allen Brook before sunrise.
A very large frog was observed fluttering over Munson Flat after midnight.
The phantom of a street bum emerged being in a vacant structure in Burlington. The ghost was ingested by the night after being seen.
An enormous finch was noticed standing by a wild road outside Burlington.
A big menacing giant came into sight in a building in Burlington.
The spirit of an aged witch was perceived flashing a lantern in Cumberland Bay State Park at the park headquarters. Shocked by the eye witnesses the ghost made its way into the shadows. Some of the folks who live in this town allege this
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spirit may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Burlington a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
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Ghost Sightings From Burlington
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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