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These are some lies we made up about Brownsville.
A gargantuan ox is known to have been noticed on frequent instances in a Brownsville highschool around midnight marching the hallways.
An ET from another world can be perceived frequently flickering a flash light in Ascutney Notch at night.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has once in a while been distinguished looking at the scenery at Bronson Dam at midnight.
The spirit of a seriously charred lady is sometimes made out calling out names next to Crystal Cascade Falls on a dark night.
The spirit of an engine driver may every so often be witnessed up on the highest spot of Ascutney North turning toward the viewer. Locals who have observed this phantom argue this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Brownsville before the present. Anyhow, it's without a doubt a creepy phantom that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Brownsville
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Ghost Sightings From Brownsville
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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