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These are some lies we made up about Brookfield.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed in a rubber raft on Lamson Pond smoking a cigar.
A Plateosaurus was perceived playing a song on a guitar in a Brookfield building.
A lady with her right arm and left leg severed was seen trying to locate someone by the entrance to Allis State Park. The viewer ran away when she distinguished the ghost. Based on what the locals declare, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Brookfield resident. One thing is for certain, this is a horrible ghost that is better not upset.
An army outfit marching about with no body in it has regularly been observed staring at the water by Baker Pond Dam before dawn.
An alien explorer from another solar system is repeatedly seen in Ainsworth State Park late at night burying a body by a sizeable rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
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Ghost Sightings From Brookfield
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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