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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
A huge beaver may from time to time be witnessed going to see Bristol Rock at night.
A huge musk deer has regularly been distinguished glugging down root beer in the center of Baldwin Creek.
Issac Newton is frequently distinguished in an autopart store in the Bristol area.
A massive canary is known to have been witnessed on frequent instances reading a newsletter in Bristol Cliffs Wilderness in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can repeatedly be distinguished howling at a shrub in Lincoln Municipal Forest in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from another galaxy can be observed over and over again late at night hovering across Bristol Flats.
A Centrosaurus is occasionally observed fishing from the water's edge of Baldwin Pond after midnight.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Viking may occasionally be spotted ascending up from a drain hole on a Bristol avenue at
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the stroke of midnight. No matter what folks state, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not disturbed.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire was witnessed by Norton Brook Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water. The ghost didn't mind that there was someone other in attendance. Either way, it's a chilling ghost that you don't
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want to bump into before sunrise.
The phantom of a pregnant female came into view by Cedar Swamp twinkling a light. The appearance of the eye witness frightened the spirit who then disappeared.
A decapitated man was distinguished on the pinnacle of Alder Hill at night observing the landscape. The onlooker was frightened and ran off.
An enormous peccary came into view nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Bristol.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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