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These are some lies we made up about Bridport.
The ghost of an 11 foot high massive guy is every now and then distinguished shouting at the eye witness to be off in Dead Creek Wildlife Management Area after midnight. In any case, it undoubtedly is a terrifying ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to encounter.
An martian voyager from another world has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions in Miller Marsh after midnight struggling to deposit a dead body.
A giant mouse may once in a while be observed in Dibble Hollow in the early morning hours carving a cavity.
An ET from another solar system was spotted sitting on a stool in a mobile home in Bridport.
A space alien emerged glugging down blood from a glass up on Breeds Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridport
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Ghost Sightings From Bridport
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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