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An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is from time to time noticed heaving boulders up on Allens Hill.
An alien from another solar system has purportedly been perceived on frequent occasions at Black Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight mounding boulders.
A beheaded gentleman may once in a while be spotted down next to the waterfront at Grass Pond obliterating a hat. No matter what folks utter, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that should be let alone.
An enormous ground hog was noticed creeping out of Black Swamp covered in filth on a dark night.
The spirit of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform appeared snooping in mailboxes at night in Bridgewater Corners. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived repeatedly in the neighborhood. According to the locals, this spirit might be a distinguished former time local of Bridgewater Corners.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater Corners
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater Corners
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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