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These are some lies we made up about Brattleboro.
Aristotle can regularly be seen gazing at the water by Deer Park Pond Dam late in the night.
A colossal walrus can be observed often by Adams Brook trying to state something.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is occasionally distinguished in a mirror in a Brattleboro house; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A space alien from Venus has allegedly been observed on a few instances up on Bear Hill flickering a lamp.
An Icthyosaurus may from time to time be noticed in a residence close to Brattleboro.
A gigantic wolverine was observed by Amidon Pinnacle terrifying people.
Goldilocks came into view in a motor boat on Pleasant Valley Reservoir screaming people's names.
An extremely large kangaroo was spotted appearing creepy in Weatherhead Hollow very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system came into view burying a corpse by a large boulder in Living Memorial
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Park late at night.
An ET was made out looking for a book underneath a parked Jeep in a Brattleboro parking lot before dawn.
An alien voyager from another galaxy was seen going mad at midnight on a park bench in Brattleboro.
Vasco da Gama has regularly been observed wandering through a residence in Brattleboro.
A giant dormouse
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is frequently distinguished pacing through a trailer near Brattleboro.
A very large lizard has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions strolling through a Brattleboro neighborhood churchyard.
A medusa can regularly be spotted in Chester-Blandford State Forest at the ranger station sipping blood from a bottle.
A space man from another world can be observed over and over again hanging out in a forsaken home in Brattleboro.
A guy with a sword in his head has every now and then been seen riding on a moped on a shady highway near Brattleboro. A lot of people who live here allege this spirit is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Brattleboro local resident.
The ghost of a delivery man is occasionally observed in a home in Brattleboro.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in a Brattleboro mobile home.
A very large argali can every now and then be spotted staggering alongside a wild highway in the neighborhood of Brattleboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Brattleboro
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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