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These are some lies we made up about Brandon.
The spirit of a bound up lady can repeatedly be perceived staggering by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Brandon.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be perceived very often covering a body by a large boulder in Bradbury State Park on a dark night.
A woman having the head of a goblin has from time to time been seen carrying a skull by Brandon Swamp. A number of of the folks who live here say this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who have the guts to interrupt the tranquility in Brandon.
A colossal cow has been perceived on a small number of occasions late at night drifting by on Arnold Brook.
The spirit of a man with half his head lost can from time to time be distinguished heaving chunks of concrete into Fern Lake around midnight.
Marco Polo has regularly been seen sitting on a stool in an apartment near Brandon.
A colossal lamb is frequently spotted very late at night rushing
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after a passing car on a murky road in the neighborhood of Brandon.
The ghost of a young woman in a bloody dress has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Bald Hill at the stroke of midnight. Whichever way, it's a creepy spirit that you don't want to come across at night.
Frankenstein's
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Monster can repeatedly be noticed mowing the lawn in the back garden of a house in Brandon.
A very large badger can be witnessed repeatedly in Brandon Municipal Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise camping.
A beheaded woman has every now and then been witnessed by an old man hiking along a trail in close proximity to Brandon. It has been said that this particular phantom loves frightening unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Brandon.
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Ghost Sightings From Brandon
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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