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The ghost of a youthful Indian fighter is rumored to have been made out on many instances bass fishing from the shore of Bog Pond on a dark night. A number of of the people who live in this town declare this phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Bradford before the present.
The Abominable Snowman can regularly be spotted struggling to verbalize something at Blodgett Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack clutching a large axe may be perceived very frequently climbing a lofty tree in Bradford Municipal Forest late in the night. Any which way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that you would not want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is every so often spotted on a dark night studying Clay Hollow in detail.
A huge argali has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions terrifying folks by Bean Brook.
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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