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An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos has regularly been perceived exploring French Hollow in detail before dawn.
A sizeable terrifying dragon is frequently made out having a seat on a stool in a residence near Bondville.
A gentleman's body having the head of a raccoon has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions in Big Bromley Ski Area at midnight trying to exclaim something. Residents here who have seen this spirit assert this spirit is that of a person who resided here in Bondville before the present.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can repeatedly be witnessed in Hapgood State Forest late at night pitching a tent.
The ghost of a guy gripping a sword may be witnessed time and again reasoning up on the peak of Bromley Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Bondville
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Ghost Sightings From Bondville
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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