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These are some lies we made up about Bomoseen.
A Seismosaurus was made out standing by a secluded highway right next door to Bomoseen.
The ghost of a guy carrying a sword was seen being carried by a bicycle on a murky road near Bomoseen. The ghost didn't seem to be worried by the observers.
An alien from another world has repeatedly been distinguished at Cedar Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water.
A huge peccary is regularly witnessed in Castleton Municipal Forest before dawn hacking down a tall tree.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her eyes has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions in a Bomoseen trailer.
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Ghost Sightings From Bomoseen
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Ghost Sightings From Bomoseen
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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