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These are some lies we made up about Bennington.
A large bloodcurdling beast may from time to time be seen marching through a mobile home outside Bennington.
The ghost of a young lady with a wire around her neck was perceived walking through a Bennington neighborhood churchyard. When the eye witness became visible the ghost escaped. A lot of folks who live here argue this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Bennington many years ago.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft came into sight chucking bricks into the flow at Barney Brook in the early morning hours.
A massive snake was perceived hunting with a bow and arrow in Bennington Municipal Forest after midnight.
A tremendously terrifying ghost emerged shouting beside a secluded highway near Bennington at night. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the spirit who then faded away. People who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost could be a well-known days gone by local of Bennington.
Aristotle
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was seen in Bennington Battle Monument at midnight burying a body by a sizeable boulder.
An alien explorer from another planet has often been made out being in a forsaken villa in Bennington.
A space invader from space is repeatedly noticed contemplating up on the highest spot of Mount Anthony.
An ET has supposedly been perceived
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on many occasions looking over Bear Wallow on a dark night.
An martian vacationer from another solar system can repeatedly be observed gazing at the water by Barber Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Pluto may be distinguished very frequently turning toward the witness in a raft on Lake Paran.
A huge walrus has every so often been witnessed in Reservoir Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise shouting at the witness to be off.
A Triceratops is now and then seen at midnight climbing out of Stamford Meadows drenched in dirty water.
A space alien from another planet is known to have been witnessed on many occasions being carried by a bike on a shadowy highway near Bennington.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his hand can from time to time be made out in a house in Bennington. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that any reasonable person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a waitress has repeatedly been spotted
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Ghost Sightings From Bennington
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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