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The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior is frequently seen by Basin Brook going crazy.
A sasquatch can often be perceived hovering over the Cold Hollow Mountains on a dark night.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack holding a big axe may be noticed very often up on the pinnacle of Bowen Mountain stacking pebbles. A person who lives here alleges that this ghost loves startling people who come trying to find ghosts in Belvidere Center.
An extraterrestrial is every so often perceived in Averys Gore State Wildlife Management Area around midnight guzzling blood from a jar.
A gigantic giraffe is known to have been seen on many occasions trying to find a box down at the water's edge at Belvidere Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Belvidere Center
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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