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These are some lies we made up about Belmont.
A space invader from another galaxy may now and then be spotted trying to dump a corpse in Beaver Meadows before dawn.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was perceived at Amherst Lake Dam before sunrise taking in the panorama.
Ludwig van Beethoven materialized bass fishing from the water's edge of Amherst Lake late in the night.
A space alien from planet Pluto was spotted in Feller Brook yelling at the bystander to go away.
An extremely large civet materialized under a big tree in Calvin Coolidge State Forest going bananas.
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
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Ghost Sightings From Belmont
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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