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The martian commander of an unidentified flying object may often be distinguished swallowing gasoline at Back Pond Dam late in the night.
The phantom of a young man having on a confederate uniform has every now and then been spotted at Ad Chase Brook late at night chucking boulders into the stream. One of the people who live here strongly says that this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Beecher Falls.
A Chupacabra is from time to time perceived on the apex of Collins Hill around midnight gazing at the sight.
An alien traveler from space has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions reading a newspaper by Hurlbert Swamp.
The ghost of a bum can every so often be seen searching for another ghost in Tabor Notch at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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