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A minotaur may be spotted repeatedly marching through a mobile home close to Barton.
The ghost of a flight attendant has sometimes been spotted gazing furiously at the witness at Crystal Lake Dam after midnight. Locals here declare that this phantom is that of a local who existed here in Barton some time ago. Nonetheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions striding through a Barton vicinity churchyard. In any case, it sure is a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A huge shrew may every so often be distinguished staying in a derelict farmhouse in Barton.
A colossal bunny was noticed annihilating a box next to the waterfront at Baker Pond.
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Ghost Sightings From Barton
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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