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These are some lies we made up about Barre.
An enormous marmoset has often been noticed strolling from flat to flat before dawn on a Barre road.
A big chilling ogre is often distinguished in Barre Downtown Historic District in the early morning hours pulling a body across the dirt.
The ghost of a gold-miner is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Barre house before dawn. People who have observed this ghost allege this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Barre some time ago. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
A colossal tapir may regularly be observed redistributing orbs about mid stream in Baker Brook.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a gardener can be spotted time and again among the trees of Barre City Municipal Forest calling out names of people.
An alien from planet Venus has every so often been made out looking bloodcurdling
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up on the highest spot of Bartlett Hill.
The spirit of a guy sporting a law enforcement uniform is rumored to have been distinguished on many occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Barre home. A local asserts that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Barre. Either way, it sure is a menacing
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ghost that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can once in a while be witnessed at Berlin Pond Dam in the early morning hours looking crossly at the witness.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been made out on the shore of Berlin Pond screaming at the eye witness to beat it.
An extremely large grizzly bear is regularly perceived looking at people in a Barre apartment through a window.
An enormous civet has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances in a desolate place in the vicinity of Barre.
An alien from another solar system may repeatedly be perceived walking by the side of a gloomy road outside Barre.
An Anchisaurus may be noticed frequently destroying a box in Allis State Park near the ranger station.
The spirit of an aged guy with a big white beard has every so often been observed dispatching a package at a Barre post office. One of the residents strongly claims that this spirit is the
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stressed spirit of a former Barre person who lived here. In any event, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Barre
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Ghost Sightings From Barre
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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