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These are some lies we made up about Barnet.
A very large woodchuck can occasionally be distinguished attempting to say something late in the night by a vending machine in Barnet.
A man devoid of a head has repeatedly been distinguished on the peak of one of the mountains in the Witherspoon Hills late at night struggling to grip something.
An alien traveler from another solar system is often noticed taking in the vista at Ewell Pond Dam at night.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions taking a rest at a table in a Barnet house startling folks. Scores of locals allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Barnet some time ago.
A gargantuan elk may frequently be observed strolling through a flat in Barnet.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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