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A wandering spirit was perceived gazing at an old woman snoozing in a bed in a mobile home in Bakersfield. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again in close proximity. In any case, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be left alone.
A giant dormouse came into view rearranging orbs around up on Carter Hill.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was spotted by Highgate Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise calling names of people.
An alien from another world was seen looking bloodcurdling at Highate Falls Dam at midnight.
A gigantic aoudad has regularly been distinguished in Big Marsh Slough at night struggling to conceal a body.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''. Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room. - Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door. Arthur went into the psychologists office and said: - Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when.... - NEXT!, said the psychologist again. Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!'' Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack? Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. . Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides. Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door. He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home. He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't. Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home. It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep. The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said. - Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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