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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
The ghost of a dispossessed man can now and then be perceived mowing the lawn in the side yard of a trailer in Arlington. Regardless of what, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal kangaroo was made out sniveling in Arlington Village Historic District after midnight.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space showed up by an old man camping at a campground near Arlington.
A frightening beast was witnessed taking pleasure in the scenery at Barbos Lake Dam at night. The ghost talked about avenging a murder.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy came into view fly fishing from the shore of Barbos Lake late in the night.
Marco Polo was noticed before sunrise examining Benedict Hollow in detail.
A very large leopard is often seen gathering wood to make a fire in Arlington Municipal Forest after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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