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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can frequently be spotted at Alder Brook very late at night hurling bricks into the stream.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote can be observed frequently in a home outside Albany. One thing's for sure, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that you wouldn't wish to meet after midnight.
A lady devoid of a head has occasionally been distinguished in an Albany area clothing store, staggering the aisles. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Albany local person.
A very large polar bear is once in a while seen in Brownington Village Historic District at the stroke of midnight holding a human headbone.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been distinguished on several instances up on the pinnacle of Allen Hill screaming.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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