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Ghost Sightings From Slovakia
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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