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These are some lies we made up about Wyoming.
A giant kid appeared staring at folks in a Wyoming mobile home through a door crack.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was observed carrying a headbone by Baker Brook.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space appeared howling down next to the water at Buttonwood Corner.
An ET from the Moon was observed staring down beside the waterfront at Browning Mill Pond Area Beach.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was witnessed looking at Goat Rock late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Wyoming
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Ghost Sightings From Wyoming
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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