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These are some lies we made up about Woonsocket.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object came into sight looking for a shoe at the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A Seismosaurus was witnessed at State Park Beach late in the night gazing at the waves at the waterfront.
The ghost of an old sorceress became visible in a phone booth in Woonsocket making a telephone call. There have been several testimonies about this ghost in the area.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was seen by Blackstone Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
An extremely large coati was seen in a rubber raft on Blackstone River Reservoir hauling a human cranium.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest is repeatedly perceived pulling a corpse from the cold water of Aldrich Brook very late at night.
A gentleman having the head of a beast has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances struggling to say something in Blackstone Gorge
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very late at night. Residents here who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Woonsocket resident. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
A gigantic wildcat may regularly be perceived marching through a Woonsocket vicinity graveyard.
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huge kinkajou has occasionally been noticed in Albion Historic District very late at night terrifying people.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is occasionally observed surveying the panorama from the apex of Bald Hill in the early morning hours.
An ET is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions looking scary by Bungay Swamp.
A half rotten human dead body can every now and then be made out laundering a blood-splattered cloth in Albion Falls late at night. No matter what folks state, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A giant aardvark has regularly been observed around midnight giving a piloted trip of The Blunders to a troop of spirits.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently seen flinging pieces of wood by a desolate road close to Woonsocket after midnight.
A woman alight, hauling a gas bottle has been distinguished on frequent instances hanging out in a forsaken building in Woonsocket. Residents say that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Woonsocket
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Ghost Sightings From Woonsocket
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Ghost Sightings From Woonsocket
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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