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A big frightening ghost has every so often been observed enjoying the surroundings at Alton Pond Dam in the early morning hours. Anyway, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform is sometimes made out shouting at the observer to stay away in Black Farm State Management Area at midnight. In any case, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that you wouldn't want to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a bum has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances at Burlingame State Park Beach taking a night-time dip.
An extraterrestrial from space can occasionally be made out traveling on a donkey by a road near Wood River Junction.
An alien was distinguished burning a box up on the peak of Bailey Hill.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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