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The ghost of an old cleaning lady has been said to have been observed on several instances on a West Kingston residential road on a dark night. A person who lives here asserts that this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in West Kingston.
A dark rat that turned into a woman can every now and then be seen climbing out of Arrow Swamp drenched in dirty water on a dark night.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has often been observed on the top of Bailey Hill at the stroke of midnight surveying the landscape.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clothed as a house keeper is regularly observed looking at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a home in West Kingston. One of the residents definitely declares that this phantom likes terrifying foolish folks who come looking for phantoms in West Kingston.
A sizeable terrifying dragon has supposedly been perceived on a handful of
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instances in Genesee Woods very late at night chain-sawing down a towering tree.
A huge squirrel can be perceived time and again rearranging orbs about in Alewife Brook.
An extremely large buffalo is sometimes made out in a grocery store in the West Kingston area.
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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