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These are some lies we made up about West Greenwich.
A space alien from deep space can often be distinguished in Bear Swamp at night struggling to deposit a body.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman can be made out very frequently in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight. Some of the people who live in this town allege this phantom can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in West Greenwich long ago. No matter what, this is a hostile ghost that you would not want to run into very late at night.
A massive mole has sometimes been perceived studying Robin Hollow in detail before sunrise.
An alien is every now and then witnessed cutting grass in the side yard of a flat in West Greenwich.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances on a dark night leading a guided trip of Foster Ledge to a troop of spirits.
A very large gazelle may sometimes be noticed
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sobbing in Arcadia Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A chilling beast has frequently been perceived staring at Browning Mill Pond Area Beach. Whatever folks state, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a miner has supposedly been made out on several instances at Buttonwood Corner
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late at night looking down into the water. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may well be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of West Greenwich.
A space man from planet Pluto may be seen over and over again surveying the view from the pinnacle of Bald Hill before dawn.
A woman with a semi see-through body has from time to time been spotted hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Baker Brook on a dark night.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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