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The martian pilot of a flying saucer is occasionally perceived in a wild spot close to Westerly.
A Velociraptor is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions down near the waterfront at Atlantic Beach gripping a human cranium.
A giant peccary has repeatedly been seen down near the water at Certain Draw Point sobbing.
A giant wildcat has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions dispatching an envelope at a Westerly post office.
An alien from planet Pluto can repeatedly be witnessed up on the apex of Hinkley Hill struggling to utter something.
Genghis Khan has now and then been made out swallowing diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Westerly.
A huge addax is now and then perceived by Bell Cedar Swamp frightening people.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter pulling a dead wolf is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances moving orbs around in Barn Island Hunting Area before
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dawn. Locals here say that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Westerly a long time ago.
An ET from outer space can every now and then be observed checking out Seal Rock in detail at night.
The ghost of a young female with a cord around her neck was witnessed by Anguilla Brook looking crossly
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at the bystander. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the thin air.
A space invader materialized at Spaulding Pond Dam before sunrise screaming at the eye witness to leave.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer appeared throwing boulders into Spaulding Pond late in the night.
A gargantuan ape was made out talking into the night as if somebody in addition was nearby.
An unbelievably chilling phantom was spotted stacking pieces of wood by Dennison Rock. The phantom was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished. In any case, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system has frequently been observed walking a Bulldog at midnight on a shadowy Westerly road.
A huge roebuck is frequently noticed quite near the entrance to Bluff Point Coastal Reserve State Park dining on a hotdog.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg can repeatedly be observed staring
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through apartment windows in Westerly at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Westerly
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Ghost Sightings From Westerly
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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