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An extraterrestrial traveler from space may every so often be noticed late in the night flying over the The Hills.
A massive addax was spotted scraping out a crack in the ground in Genesee Woods at night.
A sasquatch showed up by the water at Asa Pond shining a lantern.
A huge bat was observed discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was near.
A huge mountain goat became visible scaring folks down beside Dead Man Spring at midnight.
A young-looking girl having on a bloody wedding gown was spotted up on Big White Hill screaming names of people. Several stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived at A B Carpenters Beach appearing terrifying.
A woman with a blue face is regularly seen tossing bricks into the stream at Aguntang Brook at the stroke of midnight. It has been claimed that this individual spirit enjoys startling unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt
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the tranquility in Wakefield.
The ghost of a delivery man has been said to have been seen on many occasions pulling a cadaver over rocks in Adventureland Amusement Park before sunrise.
An extremely large weasel can repeatedly be noticed walking a Cocker Spaniel at midnight on a dark Wakefield residential road.
An extraterrestrial
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from planet Mercury may be observed repeatedly by Black Point Rock chucking chunks of concrete.
A gentleman's body with the head of a rat has sometimes been spotted by Allens Pond Marshes stacking chunks of concrete. One thing's for sure, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has been said to have been seen on a few instances peeping through flat windows in Wakefield at night.
An Icthyosaurus can every so often be made out watching TV in a Wakefield living room at the stroke of midnight.
A giant cony has regularly been perceived exploring Bass Rock in detail late at night.
An extraterrestrial is often observed on a Wakefield road late in the night.
A gigantic koodoo can regularly be perceived at Glen Rock Reservoir Dam very late at night speaking into the thin air.
An extremely large kitten may be observed over and over again near the water at Allen Cove reading a pamphlet.
A gargantuan lamb has now and then been perceived
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hovering in the air like a balloon in Wakefield.
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Ghost Sightings From Wakefield
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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