Tiverton, Rhode Island Lies


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A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun was observed glugging down paint on the shore of Sawdy Pond. There are additional stories involving this ghost in the vicinity.

An enormous skunk appeared smoking a cigar in Abbott Playground before sunrise.

A big bloodcurdling monster was spotted by Harold E Watson Reservoir Dam very late at night looking at the water.

An alien explorer from outer space was observed hauling a cranium in Borden Flats before sunrise.

A space invader from Venus has frequently been witnessed in The Narrows at midnight struggling to dump a body.

An enormous springbok is frequently observed at Brayton Point Beach taking a late-night bath.

Nicolaus Copernicus has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances on the apex of Nootas Hill around midnight staring at the panorama.

A giant cat can repeatedly be made out very late at night conducting a lead trip of Rolling Rock to a crowd of spirits.

An Allosaurus
 
    may be noticed time and again staggering from mobile home to mobile home late in the night on a Tiverton avenue.

A fairly decomposed human cadaver has occasionally been observed moving orbs around by the water at Angeline Cove. A local man asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Tiverton in the
  past.

A very large iguana is sometimes witnessed dragging a body from the cold water of Angeline Brook at the stroke of midnight.

The ghost of a farmer dressed in a worn hat has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Tiverton house after midnight. Some of the residents declare this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Tiverton long ago. Whatever folks utter, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is rather not disrupted.

An alien from another planet may every now and then be noticed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Tiverton residence.

A space alien has repeatedly been perceived howling at a tree in Westport Town Forest around midnight.

An alien traveler from another planet is frequently spotted looking at people in a Tiverton trailer through a peephole.

A space invader from space has been noticed on a few instances trying to flag down cars along a murky road near Tiverton.

The phantom of a youthful air force pilot
can frequently be distinguished mailing a container at a Tiverton post office.

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Ghost Sightings From Tiverton



Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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