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These are some lies we made up about Smithfield.
A space invader from Saturn has regularly been spotted pulling a body from the freezing water of Angell Brook late at night.
A gigantic cougar is frequently noticed at Antushantuck Neck at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
A space alien from another solar system has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions examining the surroundings from the apex of Applehouse Hill on a dark night.
Little Red Riding Hood may be noticed very frequently raking leaves in the side garden of a trailer in Smithfield.
An extraterrestrial has once in a while been seen at Frank Moody State Beach before dawn looking at the waves down at the waterfront.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while spotted seated in a beanbag in a flat in Smithfield.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances after midnight ascending out of
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Forestack Meadow covered in filth. In any event, it's a scary phantom that you don't want to encounter at midnight.
An alien tourist from another solar system can once in a while be made out devastating a hat next to a streetlamp in Smithfield.
A space man from space was seen searching for a shoe beside Albion Falls late in the night.
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extraterrestrial materialized in Abbott Park at night hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was made out enjoying the panorama at Albion Dam late in the night.
A space invader from planet Venus appeared going to see The Blunders at the stroke of midnight.
The armor of a medieval knight without a person inside was distinguished in a rubber raft on Bellefont Pond trying to find a man. There are several stories concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted in Green Jacket Shoal before sunrise carrying a human headbone.
A colossal lion is regularly noticed screaming near Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
An enormous alpaca has been observed on a handful of instances going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Smithfield residence at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship may regularly be seen having a seat at a table in a Smithfield residence.
An martian vacationer from another
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galaxy may be perceived repeatedly looking at folks in a Smithfield flat through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Smithfield
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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