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These are some lies we made up about Shannock.
A space man is sometimes made out flinging pieces of wood into Great Swamp Goose Marsh at midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has supposedly been seen on numerous occasions on the summit of Bailey Hill on a dark night watching the panorama.
The ghost of an elderly hag can now and then be spotted having a seat on a stool in a mobile home in Shannock. Residents here assert that this phantom is the stressed soul of a long dead Shannock local.
A guy with a large hole through his torso was spotted burning a map by Coronation Rock. Alarmed by the bystanders the ghost departed into the darkness.
A female's body with a donkey's head showed up at Allen Cove at midnight looking down into the water. When witnessed the ghost came up to the bystander who then escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Shannock
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
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