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These are some lies we made up about Saunderstown.
A giant elephant has been distinguished on frequent instances howling by Allens Pond Marshes.
A big chilling ghost can every now and then be observed looking at the vista at Bellville Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A huge frog is frequently observed drifting down Annaquatucket River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman in a confederate uniform has been said to have been observed on frequent instances startling people up on Barber Heights. According to the folks who live here, this ghost likes frightening unwise folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the tranquility in Saunderstown. In any event, it is certainly a frightening spirit that should be left alone.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman can frequently be distinguished near the water at Academy Cove shifting orbs about. Scores of folks who live here claim this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Saunderstown
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many years ago.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood may be noticed very frequently by Bonnet Shores Beach in the early morning hours swimming. People here who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost may very well be a distinguished former time local of Saunderstown.
A space invader from the cosmos has sometimes been spotted mowing the lawn in the back yard of a mobile home in Saunderstown.
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Ghost Sightings From Saunderstown
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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