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A massive dromedary was distinguished showing up in a mirror.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper appeared scooping out a cavity in Abbott Park on a dark night. Frightened by the eye witnesses the spirit withdrew into the night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was perceived mounding stones down by Pawtucket Falls very late at night. This particular ghost has been witnessed time and again in this spot. It has been asserted that this individual ghost may be a well-known days gone by dweller of Rumford. One thing is for certain, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A sasquatch materialized by Fuller Rock obliterating a glove.
A gargantuan skunk was distinguished at Edgewood Beach going for a dark-hour swim.
An enormous squirrel was witnessed floating along Abbott Run in the early morning hours.
A space alien from outer space has regularly been spotted smoking a pipe in
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Robin Hollow late at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven is regularly perceived conversing into the night by Sweedens Swamp.
An enormous chameleon has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances down near the shore at Central Pond reading a newsletter.
A scary creature can often be seen sitting on a sofa in a home in close proximity
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to Rumford. According to what the locals argue, this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a local who used to reside here in Rumford.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO may be spotted frequently at night running after a passing Chrysler on a murky road near Rumford.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed as a store clerk has from time to time been distinguished next to the water at Allen Neck screaming.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is every so often noticed looking up on the peak of Walnut Grove Hill.
The spirit of a man dressed in a police outfit has purportedly been noticed on a handful of instances looking at the water by Ten Mile River Dam after midnight.
The phantom of an elderly gentleman with a long gray beard can occasionally be perceived in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night. Nevertheless, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that is preferably not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Rumford
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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