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These are some lies we made up about Riverside.
A giant ox appeared covering a dead body by a large boulder in Abbott Park before sunrise.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf was perceived at a pay phone in Riverside making a telephone call. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the witnesses. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Riverside some decades ago. Nonetheless, it's a frightening ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck was observed excavating an opening by Cat Swamp. When the spirit was noticed it faded away into the thin air.
A man with no head has often been distinguished up on Baileys Butts piling stones.
An incredibly menacing ghost is repeatedly made out obliterating a shoe beside the water at Allen Neck. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost could be a distinguished past inhabitant of
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Riverside. In any event, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that you don't want to come across around midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions before dawn heading a piloted exploration of Allen Ledge to a troop of ghosts.
A space man from deep space may frequently be witnessed
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cleaning a bloody rag in Pawtucket Falls on a dark night.
The martian captain of a flying saucer can be noticed very frequently staggering through a Riverside neighborhood cemetery.
An alien vacationer from another galaxy has every now and then been noticed near the waterfront at Buttonwoods Beach smoking a pipe.
The Wizard of Oz is occasionally distinguished late at night examining Barren Ledge in detail.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden leg has been perceived on a handful of occasions seeking a man on the shore of Central Pond. Based on what the locals assert, this ghost is the undeparted soul of an old Riverside person who lived here.
A colossal wildcat can every so often be perceived crying in Coles Brook.
The ghost of an elderly female gripping a pistol has repeatedly been spotted at Allendale Pond Dam on a dark night shouting. Residents here who have made out this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling
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through Riverside before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
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Ghost Sightings From Riverside
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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