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These are some lies we made up about Pawtucket.
A gigantic donkey is often spotted scraping out a cavity by Abbott Run.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions in Robin Hollow late at night annihilating a book.
A beheaded female may regularly be made out trying to locate a glove by Sweedens Swamp.
The ghost of an eleven foot tall huge man can be made out over and over again gulping apple juice in Abbott Park in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an adolescent girl has now and then been noticed trimming bushes in the front garden of a building in Pawtucket. A number of of those who live here claim this spirit may very well be a recognized former time resident of Pawtucket.
A character with a skeleton face sporting shady robes is sometimes seen by the shore at Central Pond reading a newspaper. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Pawtucket.
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Any which way, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A very large aoudad may every now and then be spotted by Fuller Rock clutching a human cranium.
A space man from planet Mars was witnessed swimming down at Edgewood Beach late in the night.
A wandering ghost became visible sitting on the floor in a house in Pawtucket.
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Further folks close at hand have had equivalent occurrences involving the same ghost. Based on what the residents declare, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Pawtucket local person.
A space man from deep space was seen taking in the landscape at Hebron Mill Pond Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior was made out by Albion Falls at midnight shining a light. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been many other stories of this specific ghost.
A cyclop was spotted terrifying people up on Hoppin Hill.
A huge boar has repeatedly been distinguished staggering from house to house late at night on a Pawtucket residential road.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe is frequently spotted shouting people's names down beside the water at Antushantuck Neck. In any case, it indisputably is a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
A menacing skeleton has been distinguished on one or two instances browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Pawtucket
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mobile home on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Pawtucket
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Ghost Sightings From Pawtucket
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
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