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The ghost of a chained up lady was spotted by Elbow Rock seeking someone. This precise ghost has been noticed very frequently in this place.
A female hauling her head by her arm was witnessed clutching a human cranium beside the shore at Flynns Beach. Several accounts of this ghost have been described. One thing's for sure, this phantom undoubtedly is creepy; one that you do not want to come across after midnight.
A giant bunny was seen beside Boiling Spring before sunrise yelling.
A giant bull has frequently been seen striding alongside a wild road close to Pascoag.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there is often distinguished struggling to dump a corpse in Cedar Swamp before dawn.
An enormous cheetah has supposedly been seen on a few instances becoming visible in a closet mirror.
A Velociraptor may often be observed relaxing in a beanbag in a trailer in the vicinity of Pascoag.
An alien vacationer from
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outer space can be observed very frequently after midnight pursuing a passing Chrysler on a shady highway near Pascoag.
An ET from deep space has now and then been perceived in the rear seat of a Jeep by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is now and then
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observed gazing at the water by Peck Pond Dam at midnight.
A very large colt has supposedly been made out on several occasions staring angrily at the observer on the shore of Aldrich Pond.
A gargantuan jerboa may once in a while be distinguished collecting sticks for a fire in Quaddick State Forest before dawn.
Galileo has regularly been noticed in Quaddick State Park at midnight hurling boulders.
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Ghost Sightings From Pascoag
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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