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These are some lies we made up about Oakland.
A sphinx is once in a while seen standing by a secluded road near Oakland.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her eyes has supposedly been perceived on a few occasions in an apartment in Oakland.
An enormous bear can occasionally be perceived at Flynns Beach sipping soda pop.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her heart was noticed smoking a cigar down at Boiling Spring at midnight. When perceived the spirit moved toward the observer who then escaped. Whatever folks state, it sure is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A colossal basilisk came into view in Black Hut State Management Area late at night hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
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Ghost Sightings From Oakland
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Ghost Sightings From Oakland
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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