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These are some lies we made up about North Scituate.
A woman with a green face was witnessed reading a magazine at night on a sidewalk in North Scituate. Alarmed by the observers the phantom withdrew into the dark.
An ET became visible struggling out of Brush Meadow Swamp soaked in dirty water late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space was perceived in Clayville Historic District at midnight howling.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was seen observing the surroundings from the highest spot of Absalona Hill on a dark night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been noticed at Mill Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to exclaim something.
A gentleman having a knife in his head has been made out on several occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a North Scituate mobile home trying to grasp something. Anyhow, this is an antagonistic ghost that you would not want to run into before dawn.
The ghost of a delivery man may
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repeatedly be noticed tossing pebbles into Hopkins Mills Pond after midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars has once in a while been witnessed hurling boulders into the current at Allan Richard Brook in the early morning hours.
A female person is from time to time made out at Slacks Pond Beach in the early morning hours looking at the
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waves at the water's edge. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who come seeking ghosts in North Scituate. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
Little Red Riding Hood is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions wandering through a building in North Scituate.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be spotted on a dark night conducting a piloted outing of Elbow Rock to a party of ghosts.
An extremely large duckbill is often seen walking through an apartment close to North Scituate.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions wandering through a North Scituate vicinity burial ground. One of the locals determinedly argues that this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in North Scituate a long time ago.
The ghost of a woman with a word engraved into her cheek can repeatedly be perceived throwing bricks beside a desolate
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highway next to North Scituate in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From North Scituate
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Ghost Sightings From North Scituate
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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