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The ghost of a young Indian fighter was witnessed turning toward the eye witness at Allendale Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the bystander came into view the spirit fled.
Issac Newton was witnessed down next to the water at Antushantuck Neck looking irritably at the watcher.
A space invader from Mars is regularly seen on a North Providence road at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an airline pilot has been distinguished on a handful of instances in Abbott Park in the early morning hours going berserk. Folks who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through North Providence some decades ago. One thing is for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A huge guanaco may be observed frequently up on the pinnacle of Applehouse Hill scraping out a hole.
The creepy ghost of a Viking is every now and then observed
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down beside Albion Falls very late at night stacking stones.
An Icthyosaurus can every now and then be noticed floating in the air like a helium balloon in North Providence.
A colossal colt has repeatedly been seen sipping blood from a glass in Green Jacket Shoal late at night.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is repeatedly distinguished
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by Cat Swamp searching for a shoe.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions fly fishing from the shore of Bellefont Pond before sunrise.
A luminous human figure can often be seen staring at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a home in North Providence.
An enormous toad may be distinguished often at the stroke of midnight drifting by on Abbott Run.
The ghost of a youthful man in a rain coat has now and then been witnessed looking at the waves at the shore at Edgewood Beach before sunrise. In any case, it's a terrifying spirit that you don't want to bump into very late at night.
Leonardo da Vinci is once in a while witnessed carrying a human skull by Fuller Rock.
A colossal lynx is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station crying.
An extraterrestrial can occasionally be noticed trying on a hat in a North Providence flat.
A very large marten
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was made out nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in North Providence.
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Ghost Sightings From North Providence
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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