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These are some lies we made up about North Kingstown.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy became visible crawling out of a drain hole on a North Kingstown residential road on a dark night.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso was noticed near the water at Academy Cove howling. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the onlooker. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that should be kept away from.
An enormous cow was spotted by Bellville Pond Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
A lady's body with a sheep's head has repeatedly been spotted floating by on Annaquatucket River before dawn. Many local residents say this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in North Kingstown some time ago. No matter what folks say, this phantom undeniably is terrifying; one that is better not disrupted.
The alien technician of a UFO is regularly observed washing a blood-splattered pillow in Goose Nest Spring around midnight.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions fishing from the water's edge of Bleachery Pond late in the night.
A giant leopard can frequently be perceived nosing around in mailboxes at night in North Kingstown.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has now and then been noticed performing a melody on a fiddle in a North Kingstown trailer.
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extremely large elephant is sometimes observed by Allens Pond Marshes moving orbs about.
A gargantuan mare has purportedly been noticed on many occasions looking menacing up on the top of Andrews Hill.
A fairly decayed human body may once in a while be noticed in a North Kingstown secondary school at the stroke of midnight marching the corridors. Locals who have spotted this spirit declare this spirit enjoys terrifying foolish people who have the courage to disrupt the quiet in North Kingstown.
A huge finch has often been spotted screaming at the viewer to stay away by America Ledge.
A sizeable frightening dragon is regularly observed at Buttonwoods Beach taking a moonlight swim.
The ghost of a farmer having on a farmer hat is rumored to have been seen on a handful of instances checking out Hunt Ledge in detail on a dark night.
A massive mustang can repeatedly be spotted mounding rocks in Bay Island Park at the stroke of midnight.
Julius Ceasar may be seen very often in a mirror in a North Kingstown
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house; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From North Kingstown
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Ghost Sightings From North Kingstown
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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