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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a car mechanic has frequently been spotted on the water's edge of Almy Pond reading a magazine. One of the locals confidently argues that this ghost loves scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Newport.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is often spotted enjoying the view at Easton Pond South Dam at the stroke of midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach is known to have been observed on many instances by an old man camping at a campground in close proximity to Newport.
The ghost of a man wearing a sheriff uniform may regularly be made out looking at Atlantic Beach. In any event, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
An alien may be observed frequently at Bailey Brook late in the night heaving chunks of concrete into the current.
A massive weasel is occasionally observed seated on a couch in a flat in Newport.
The ghost of a security guard with
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a bullet hole in his forehead has been seen on a small number of occasions rearranging orbs about in Artillery Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Some of the folks who live in this town declare this spirit may perhaps be a famous yesteryear resident of Newport.
A Stegosaurus may once in a while be spotted on the pinnacle of Barker
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Hill in the early morning hours looking at the sight.
An enormous wolverine has regularly been noticed pointing at the witness next to a lamppost in Newport.
The spirit of an aged guy with a long white beard is often distinguished browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Newport mobile home late in the night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions on a dark night scrambling out of Cotton Swamp soaked in dirty water.
A space man from planet Neptune can regularly be made out very late at night scrutinizing Austin Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a guy having on a military uniform may be perceived often down by the water at Beaverhead stacking pebbles.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has once in a while been perceived looking at America Ledge at midnight. It's been declared that this precise ghost is the undead spirit of a long forgotten Newport local resident. No matter what folks utter, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that is
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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