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These are some lies we made up about Narragansett.
The ghost of a strapped up woman has been distinguished on numerous occasions in Adventureland Amusement Park at the stroke of midnight drinking milk.
An martian traveler from another world can every now and then be distinguished in a trailer right next door to Narragansett.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has frequently been observed by Bass Rock talking into the night.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is often observed reading a newsletter down by the water's edge at Asa Pond.
A woman with the head of a leprechaun can often be perceived looking for a hat under a parked Buick in a Narragansett parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge hamster has every now and then been spotted mid stream in Aguntang Brook sniveling.
An ET is now and then perceived in a Narragansett area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has purportedly been noticed on many occasions looking
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by Allens Pond Marshes.
An ET from another solar system can once in a while be made out looking at the landscape at Carr Pond Dam late in the night.
An extremely large wolverine was seen thinking late at night by a vending machine in Narragansett.
A gigantic pig emerged beside a creepy high tree in Genesee Woods pushing orbs around.
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martian pilot of an unidentified flying object came into sight soaring across the The Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another solar system was witnessed in Austin Hollow very late at night facing the watcher.
A female gripping her head underneath her arm has regularly been distinguished viewing the surroundings from the summit of Barber Heights late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions having a seat at a table in a Narragansett house heaving boulders. Locals who have noticed this ghost argue this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Narragansett in the past.
Thumbelina can frequently be distinguished at Beaverhead very late at night staring down into the water.
The ghost of a young female sporting a blood-splattered prom dress can be perceived frequently mounding pieces of wood near the waterfront at A B Carpenters Beach. People here declare that this
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spirit may be a recognized yesteryear local of Narragansett. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Narragansett
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Ghost Sightings From Narragansett
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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