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These are some lies we made up about Middletown.
A very large raccoon was distinguished slurping regular unleaded from a pump at a fueling station in Middletown.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft was witnessed hauling a skull at Easton Pond South Dam at night.
A gargantuan anteater is regularly noticed at the shore at Atlantic Beach weeping.
A space alien from Jupiter is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances discussing into the air as if somebody besides was there.
A massive roebuck can regularly be spotted attempting to seize something at the water's edge at Almy Pond.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman can be perceived time and again walking a Pit Bull very late at night on a murky Middletown street. In any case, it's a scary ghost that any wise person would not want to encounter.
A colossal boar has now and then been noticed contemplating down at the water at Black Point.
A very large squirrel is known to have been witnessed on numerous
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instances by Brickhouse Swamp redistributing orbs about.
A huge steer may sometimes be observed up on Almy Hill looking creepy.
The phantom of a youthful woman covered in blood has often been witnessed leading a piloted exploration of Almy Rock to a cluster of ghosts around midnight.
A space invader from the cosmos is repeatedly
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spotted going nuts in the center of Almy Brook.
An ET has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions throwing boulders in Brenton Reef on a dark night.
A huge turtle can often be spotted dragging a dead body across the ground in Artillery Park on a dark night.
The phantom of an aged hag may be observed very frequently looking through home windows in Middletown very late at night.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has every now and then been observed going through garbage container on a Middletown residential street.
A Stegosaurus is sometimes perceived suspended in the air like a cloud in Middletown.
A huge zebu has allegedly been distinguished on frequent occasions swallowing milk in Demarest Lloyd State Park by the ranger station.
A space man from space may once in a while be made out smoking a pipe in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor by the park headquarters.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived in a shoe store in the Middletown neighborhood.
A space alien from Jupiter came into sight trying on clothes in a Middletown building.
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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