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A terrifying creature has supposedly been observed on several instances taking a rest on a bench in a house close to Mapleville. Either way, it's a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal mongoose was perceived drinking water from Boiling Spring late at night.
A space man from Mars came into sight in the rear seat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight.
A gigantic mountain goat was witnessed gazing at the waves down beside the waterfront at Flynns Beach before sunrise.
A massive capybara was observed in Black Hut State Management Area late in the night smoking a pipe.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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