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These are some lies we made up about Manville.
A very large rat is from time to time made out in Albion Historic District around midnight hauling a body over rocks.
A space alien from outer space is known to have been witnessed on a few instances down by Albion Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise facing the viewer.
A gargantuan ermine has repeatedly been witnessed at the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor howling at the viewer to stay away.
A space invader has been perceived on one or two instances going mad by Bungay Swamp.
A black cat that shape-shifted into a woman can repeatedly be spotted becoming visible in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman has now and then been perceived up on the highest spot of Bald Hill scooping out a nook.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship is occasionally witnessed taking a swim by Frank Moody State Beach before sunrise.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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