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An martian traveler from another galaxy was made out striding next to a deserted road in the neighborhood of Little Compton.
A space alien from planet Mars has frequently been seen howling up on Nootas Hill.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is repeatedly perceived in Saint Vincent de Paul Camp at midnight looking.
A colossal lemur has supposedly been made out on frequent instances looking down into the water at Angeline Cove very late at night.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady may repeatedly be noticed by Almy Rock trying to capture something.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer may be noticed over and over again in the center of Angeline Brook pondering.
A space invader from the Moon has every so often been distinguished in a plastic boat on Cockeast Pond redistributing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Little Compton
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Ghost Sightings From Little Compton
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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