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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
A massive chamois has allegedly been noticed on many occasions in a home close to Lincoln.
A gigantic hippopotamus can sometimes be made out howling at Frank Moody State Beach.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman is regularly made out struggling to exclaim something down near Albion Falls on a dark night.
Aladdin is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions at Albion Dam at night shining a kerosene lamp.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship can be perceived very frequently by Abbott Run thinking.
A space invader from planet Mars has every now and then been spotted in a Lincoln area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
An ET from the cosmos is once in a while perceived checking out Robin Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can occasionally be spotted turning toward the onlooker in a rubber raft on Blackstone River Reservoir.
A menacing
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being was made out staring irritably at the witness at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Lincoln. The ghost reacted to the witness. Some of the people who live here allege this phantom is the stressed spirit of a long gone Lincoln local.
A space alien from planet Neptune was witnessed in Abbott Park very late at night dragging a
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body across the dirt.
A gigantic woodchuck became visible climbing out of Sweedens Swamp drenched in filth after midnight.
Alexander the Great was perceived stacking bricks down by the water at Baileys Lower Cove.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a plumber has repeatedly been spotted destroying a map in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters.
An ET from deep space is frequently spotted sipping blood from a glass up on the pinnacle of Walnut Grove Hill.
A massive lynx is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions seated at a table in a Lincoln flat searching for an object.
A cyclop can regularly be noticed mounted on a llama beside a highway close to Lincoln.
A colossal fish may be observed frequently pacing through a residence close to Lincoln.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been seen at a public phone in Lincoln using the phone.
A big terrifying beast is occasionally perceived
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grasping a human skull in Hopeville Pond State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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