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These are some lies we made up about Kingston.
A Chupacabra is known to have been noticed on a few occasions in a metal boat on Asa Pond howling.
A colossal fawn can from time to time be distinguished in a convenience store in the Kingston vicinity.
A female figure was seen beside a towering tree in Genesee Woods flashing a lamp. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a few other sightings of this specific phantom.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space showed up struggling out of Allens Pond Marshes drenched in dirty water on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars appeared scaring folks up on the peak of Big White Hill.
A large frightening ogre was observed on the highest spot of one of the heights in the The Hills in the early morning hours shouting names of people.
The phantom of a lady having the sign of the devil engraved into her back was seen covering a corpse by a large boulder in Adventureland Amusement Park before sunrise.
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This is one of those spirits that is noticed very often in close proximity. Based on what the people who live here say, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Kingston.
A colossal okapi has repeatedly been observed trying on socks in a Kingston house.
The phantom of a female with a dagger
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in her head is often perceived snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Kingston. Well, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling ghost that any sound person would not want to run into.
Johann Sebastian Bach is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances down at Dead Man Spring at night tossing pieces of wood.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can repeatedly be seen gazing at the water by Bellville Pond Dam very late at night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be made out over and over again glugging down blood from a jar by Aguntang Brook.
A massive otter is every so often distinguished in a Kingston school late at night walking the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Kingston
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Ghost Sightings From Kingston
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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